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Posted on 23rd May at 10:48 PM, with 13,901 notes

c2ndy2c1d:

22mg:

assilikesbowties:

i’m sorry if this hurts you but it’s true

i don’t do this to gain more followers, i don’t do this to please every one of you

i do this because it’s something i enjoy, i likeposting and making drawings and talking to you guys

so if it bothers you too much you can always just unfollow me (◔◡◔)

oh my god snip snap

any time u answer an anon with a pie chart mutha fukka messed UP

OHHHHHHHH YOU GOT CHARTEDDDDD~~~

Posted on 23rd May at 9:28 PM, with 9,203 notes

snapchatting:

romantic playlist for that special someone

  1. Bring Me To Life - Evanescence
  2. Pitbull just anything by Pitbull
  3. Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version)
  4. a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe 
  5. Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
Posted on 23rd May at 9:24 PM, with 3,123 notes

loudons:

HE STILL DOES THAT WITH HER TINY HAND I AM SCREAMING

Posted on 23rd May at 9:18 PM, with 160,904 notes
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
Posted on 23rd May at 9:17 PM, with 67,268 notes

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

Posted on 23rd May at 9:09 PM, with 15,783 notes
You are now a timelord

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

Posted on 23rd May at 8:33 PM, with 9,260 notes

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

Posted on 23rd May at 8:19 PM, with 66,002 notes

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

Posted on 23rd May at 8:13 PM, with 2,125 notes

cosrnos:

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

  • fuck you
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